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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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thatsnowbastard:

remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer

For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
FLIP-FLOP.

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cyberho:

I swear rihanna is not real

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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

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shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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