- me: I should go shower now
- (five minutes later)
- (another five minutes later)
- (yet another five minutes later)
- (more five minute intervals)
- someone: (goes into the bathroom)
- me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck